Monday Morning

Laying in bed. Putting off getting up.

Him: It's 5:30!

Me: Crap.. (closes eyes)

Silence/stealing a few more minutes.

Him: Can you take a 15 minute shower?

Me: Uhhhh.. no.

Him: It's 3:34. Can you get out by 5:45?

Pause.

Me: 3:34?

Him: Yeah. Can you get out by 5:45?

Me: THREE:THIRTY-FOUR?

Pause.

Him: Shut up.
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And let the week begin!

My "situations" are not of the muscular kind..

Okay. I have so many "situations" running through my head it's starting to stress me the freak out.

1. I'm being considered for a marketing rep position and I really want it.
2. I was asked last night to come back part-time to work retail (and continue working full-time at my current job that I hate!)
   
3. Our roof is leaking and I need to get it fixed.
4. Not sure if I want to attempt to fix it myself or just pay someone (with imaginary money of course).
5. I still have 15lbs to lose before my kid's first birthday (NEXT MONTH!)
6. I want furniture/decorations/storage to make my home more of a home.
7. I want to move away from our craptastic neighborhood.
8. I'm tired of crab walking in my 1.75 car garage out of my car and to the door. (New house must have a for real TWO (or more!) car garage.)
   
9. I'm tired of having to carry 3 bags into work. (Breastfeeding, I love how much money you've saved but you are so tiresome.)
10. I need to start planning a birthday (see #5). HELP ME!
    

Can anyone take care of these decisions and predict the future so I can go ahead and prepare myself? It would be greatly appreciated!